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Nōm Poker

Nōmfolk in Zurth have been known, on occasion, to play a game commonly referred to as "Nōm Poker". The game is popular among humans as well, and many a bout can be witnessed in the boarding houses and tea parlors of the Tetrapolis.

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The Deck

A Nōm poker deck has 61 cards.

There are four suits, one for each type of Nōm: Clouds (pnōms), Tubers (gnōms), Worms (knōms), Eyes (mnōms).1

Each suit has the following cards:

Number Name Visual Motif Favored suit
1 The Ace Abstract spirals blended with suit None
2 The Oaf Nōm about to blunder into danger (clouds: off a precipice, roots: into the jaws of a smilodon, worms: into a lake, eyes: into a carnival or house of pleasure) Clouds
3 The Pauper Nōm proffering a beggar's bowl Worms
4 The Slave Nōm laboring at a menial task (clouds: transcribing, worms: mining, tubers: tilling, eyes: various crude and vulgar exertions) Tubers
5 The Martyr Dead Nōm (clouds: pierced by wyvern sting, worms: lying in a grave, tubers: attended by mourners, eyes: skull among domestic paraphernalia) Eyes
6 The Horizon Landscape (clouds: mountains, worms: desert or plains, tubers: woods, eyes: island or sometimes a distant city) Clouds
7 The Beguiler Nōm absconding with something (clouds: scrolls, roots: loaves, worms: coins, eyes: another Nōm) Worms
8 The Tree Nōm reclining in part of a tree: (clouds: upper branches, worms: roots, tubers: cleft, eyes: trunk) Tubers
9 Masks Nōmish masks arranged in a 3x3 grid. Eyes
10 The Orator Nōm in a significant hat lecturing to a room of students Clouds
11 The Claviger Nōm holding a ring of keys2 Worms
12 The Matriarch Nōm queen in cermonial dress Tubers
13 The Prophet Nōm depicted as an obscure figure within a larger scene (clouds: cumular academy or mountain peak, worms: grand bazaar, tubers: forest, eyes: night sky, or intricate spiral) Eyes

Additionally, there are three more cards that lack suits: The Irð, The Sea, and The Welkin.

Sequence of Play

Prior to each round, the deck is shuffled. The dealer turns over the top card and places it in the center of the table. This card is known as the "collector" or "tax Nōm", and it is customary to pile bets atop it. All players pay an initial ante (typically one silver or gold coin or one tooth).

Seven cards are dealt to each player (for large games, this may be reduced to six or five). As in a typical poker game, players take turns either upping the ante or folding. When betting ends, players that haven't folded reveal their hands and then determine score (see combinations below).

Subsequent rounds

The winner of the first round is dubbed the "Lord" or "Potentate", and the lowest scorer is dubbed the "Bondsman" or "Canton Serf". During subsequent rounds, the Lord has the privilege of acting as dealer and may choose to take a card from the Bondsman's hand (without looking). However, table etiquette (commonly known as "the noblesse oblige rule") requires that the current Lord pay to refresh any drinks that are finished during his/her/their tenure.

Combinations

Name Hand Score
Three-of-a-kind Card's value
Four-of-a-kind Card's value +1
The Omphalos Ace, Horizon, Prophet 7
The Pilgrimage Tree, Horizon, Prophet, (Irð, Sea, or Welkin) 5 (9)
Lucky Nōm Oaf, Pauper, Beguiler, Claviger 10
Luckier Nōm Oaf, Pauper, Beguiler, Matriarch 13
Luckiest Nōm Oaf, Pauper, Beguiler, Prophet 15
Unlucky Nōm Oaf, Pauper, Martyr -2
Favored flush Three cards share a favored suit Highest card value
Goon squad The other three cards of the same denomination as the collector 13
Optimates Claviger, Matriarch, Prophet 12
Faces Three (four) masks 11 (13)
The Enigma Ace, Martyr, Prophet 22
The Academy Two Prophets & two Orators, or one Prophet and three Orators 15
The Market Pauper, Beguiler, Orator 9
The Grave Martyr, Tree, Claviger 8
The Welkin Welkin and any three Clouds 7
The Irð Irð and any three Tubers 7
The Sea Sea and any three Worms 7
Bondsman's Boon Three (four) Slaves while Bondsman 12 (18)
Lord's Lament Three (four) Matriarchs while Lord -1 (-5)
Forest Four Trees 11
Aces Four Aces 17
Contending Doctrines Four Orators -3

  1. For more on Nōm taxonomy, see The Antarctic Adventure Anthology (forthcoming).

  2. Whether the provenance of this motif can be traced to Zurthine/Xeroian depictions of THE ARCHIMANDRITE or vice-versa is a topic of debate among scholars.

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